Limericks!
There once was a boy named Bill,
Who lived on a very steep hill,
As he rode on his bike,
He got a huge fright,
And landed on top of a mill!
By Lenika Artini
There once was a young man called Bill
Now this man was awfully ill
He fell off a rock
And said to the doc
By Jolly I need a good pill!
By Kyle Dreeling
There once was a fellow named Bill,
Who fell off a very big hill
He hit some stones,
And broke his bones,
And now he's so terribly ill.
By Ciara O'Keeffe and Rachel Doyle
There was once a young rider named Sue,
Who fell off and landed in poo,
She got some new clothes,
As with her bloody nose,
This story is actually true!
By Sarah O'Neill and Tiffanie Fitzgerald
There once was a man called Joe,
A crocodile bit off his toe,
He said 'Ouch, ouch, ouch!'
As he sat on his couch,
And now his mood is real low.
By Amy Lennon and Eimear Naddy
There once was a fellow called Ben,
He lived in a small, grassy glen.
He fell off a hill,
And became dangerously ill
So then he had a horrible end.
By Saoirse Smith
There once was a young boy called Moe,
Who broke all the laws on the road,
He drove while drunk,
But then he sunk
As he drove into the river called Load.
By Aoife Farrell
There was a boy called Sam,
Who hit his head off a ram,
He was terrible stuck,
and covered in muck,
So when freed he made a dinner of LAMB!
By Aisling Rudkins
There once was a girl called Polly,
Who had a very big ice-lolly,
She licked it alot,
So her tongue got caught,
and now she knows it was folly!
By Maddy Lawson and Caithlin Alyward
There once was a boy called Harry,
Who owned a cherry red Ferrai,
He drove it around,
At the speed of a hound,
And ran over his friend called Barry.
By Eddie Gittens and Henry Farrell
There once was a boy called Paul,
Who gave his mother a call,
She wouldn't stop talking
So he went out awalking
and ended up into a wall.
By Nya Lee
Who lived on a very steep hill,
As he rode on his bike,
He got a huge fright,
And landed on top of a mill!
By Lenika Artini
There once was a young man called Bill
Now this man was awfully ill
He fell off a rock
And said to the doc
By Jolly I need a good pill!
By Kyle Dreeling
There once was a fellow named Bill,
Who fell off a very big hill
He hit some stones,
And broke his bones,
And now he's so terribly ill.
By Ciara O'Keeffe and Rachel Doyle
There was once a young rider named Sue,
Who fell off and landed in poo,
She got some new clothes,
As with her bloody nose,
This story is actually true!
By Sarah O'Neill and Tiffanie Fitzgerald
There once was a man called Joe,
A crocodile bit off his toe,
He said 'Ouch, ouch, ouch!'
As he sat on his couch,
And now his mood is real low.
By Amy Lennon and Eimear Naddy
There once was a fellow called Ben,
He lived in a small, grassy glen.
He fell off a hill,
And became dangerously ill
So then he had a horrible end.
By Saoirse Smith
There once was a young boy called Moe,
Who broke all the laws on the road,
He drove while drunk,
But then he sunk
As he drove into the river called Load.
By Aoife Farrell
There was a boy called Sam,
Who hit his head off a ram,
He was terrible stuck,
and covered in muck,
So when freed he made a dinner of LAMB!
By Aisling Rudkins
There once was a girl called Polly,
Who had a very big ice-lolly,
She licked it alot,
So her tongue got caught,
and now she knows it was folly!
By Maddy Lawson and Caithlin Alyward
There once was a boy called Harry,
Who owned a cherry red Ferrai,
He drove it around,
At the speed of a hound,
And ran over his friend called Barry.
By Eddie Gittens and Henry Farrell
There once was a boy called Paul,
Who gave his mother a call,
She wouldn't stop talking
So he went out awalking
and ended up into a wall.
By Nya Lee
